Someone has to do it. While the rest of us are still recovering, Johnny sits down, pulls up the stats, and hands out the numbers. Cold, fair, forensic.
Here’s what’s inside:
📊 The Stats — what the numbers actually say about a match that felt like five years off everyone’s life
🧤 Raya — that save. Johnny has a number for him and it might be the easiest rating he’s ever given
🛡️ The Block — whoever threw themselves in the way gets their flowers
⚡ The Cameo — off the bench, into history. Johnny scores it accordingly
😤 The Verdicts — player by player, position by position. Some get credit, some get the cold truth
🔴 Arteta — Did Mikel get a rating for his performance? Yes.
