Ahh dearest friends, there shall be no more talk of sea cows and jumping genes, that phase of the season is buried for good. We will be talking about hamstrings, PGMOL, and squad limits from here on in.
As I mentioned earlier in the window, the chance of Big Vik making it for Spurs was slim, and that feeling has been confirmed by Hand Of Ozil. The footballing gods might have reflected that our season has been too easy so far. No PGMOL interference, too few flukes, and no shall we experiment with this new rule, then remove it when it does not work on Arsenal moments. The punishment for a fairly normal season has been to make sure Arteta’s fairly decent work with rotation is punished to the max with a raft of problems.
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