Call the police, tell them what I said online, I don’t care… I’ll take five armed guards around my door asking the big questions.
‘Sir, we’ve had a complaint registered that you moaned after a 0-2 victory in the League Cup.’
Guilty. Take me to prison. I’ll serve the time, Sir Keir.
I’m not in the mood this season to be a pragmatist. My joy from football co…
