REAL MADRID AWAY AND A CHANCE TO MAKE HISTORY

WE'VE WAITED SO MANY YEARS TO BE PART OF MOMENTS LIKE THIS, ENJOY IT, AND READ THE DAMN POST

Did you wake up in the middle of the night? Heart racing like you’d accidentally forwarded a red-hot woke-gone-MAD meme from Cousin Steve into the corporate GC? Did you soothe yourself with Declan Rice freekicks? Have you rewatched the Thierry goal against Madrid? Have you been using ChatGPT as a cheap therapy crutch to get your through all of this?

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