Day 2, 2026. Are your resolutions intact? Did you tune into your favorite life efficiency podcaster and hear all the things you should be doing? Better sleep? No booze? Walk 10,000 steps? Read more? Talk to people? Don’t shout at clouds? Eat less raw beef? Stop fighting bears?
Yeah, BORING in my opinion. I want to live life to the maxxxx. Tapping my phone 400 times an hour in January for transfer news, watching tactico YouTube videos on my way to make fried chicken (what is a xGOP? Is it political?), and getting my heart rate going by watching Gyökeres try to bring a ball down over his shoulder.
That’s living, my friends. Excuse me two seconds while I try and split the G for my breakfast Guinness.
Ahh, better.
Let’s flow and talk about City, Chelsea, Maresca, and one potential January target I think Arteta might be fixed on.
