MONSTER STRIKER BULLDOZES WAY TO ARSENAL

SUPER SWEDE THE CHOSEN 9 - WHAT DOES HE MEAN FOR ARSENAL?

Oh, so I suppose I should start the post with some things I TRULY believe, dearest footballing gods.

WE WILL NEVER SIGN ALEX ISAK
THERE’S NOOOOOO WAY WE’D EVER GET A DEAL FOR EZE
RODRYGO WILL NOT SIGN FOR US OR I’LL EAT MY OWN FACE

That should all but guarantee there’s about to be a highly credible announcement that my dream fears are about to come true.

Hon…