Things that I do not want to see on my timelines:
The “hair guy” United fan.
Eni Aluko crashing out over Ian Wright.
When are they going to invent an algorithm I can influence? All I want to see are Viktor Gyokeres “Bane” celebrations, “he is him” Declan memes, and that doggo at the Winter Olympics.
Today, I want to counter my positivity of yesterday bec…
