GREEK SENSATION LINKED

YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM, I PROMISE

What's up freaks and geeks. I've never introduced a post like that. I don't even say things that inane IRL. But as some of you subscribe to this with actual currency, I have to prove that this isn't AI. AI would never be so brazen. So creative. So… fearless.

That really could be it for the post to be honest. Life is quiet on the Arsenal front right now. But we do have some nice new transfer carcasses to pick over.

Zubimendi has been quoted as indicating that he does in fact twerk for Xabi Alonso. Some Spanish folk have said that the quotes we've all been SCARED SHITLESS about are actually not as bad as first seems.