GASLIGHT EXPRESS: MADUEKE HISTORICAL REFERENCE POINT

HOW I'M THINKING ABOUT THE WINGER

Once a player deal has been done, it’s the job of any good faith Arsenal fan to gaslight themselves to levels so high, so wild, they don’t even recognize their own views. That’s where I am on Noni Madueke at the moment.

Now, to be clear, I like the player solely because he’s always looked good against Arsenal. But it’s pretty clear why Chelsea are moving…