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FOREST (A) | RATINGS | THE FOREST FUNK, INVISIBLE CAPTAINS & THE BIG VIC PROBLEM | MEMBERS

JOHNNY C BACK WITH THE BIG NUMBERS THE NIGHT AFTER A ROUGH EVENING

It was a frustrating afternoon at the City Ground as Arsenal stumbled to a 0-0 draw against relegation-threatened Nottingham Forest. Despite dominating the xG, the Gunners fired blanks, and Johnny is here for a “bloodletting” session to break down exactly who went missing when it mattered most.

In this episode:

  • The Captain’s Disappearing Act: Johnny explains why he handed out a brutal rating to Martin Ødegaard, labeling the performance “anonymous” after a stat line full of zeros.

  • The Big Vic Inquiry: Another frustrating outing for Viktor Gyökeres leads to a scathing review. Johnny asks if the striker is just a “league average player” after managing only six passes in nearly an hour of football.

  • Fluffed Lines: From Gabriel Martinelli’s “unacceptable” miss to Gabriel Jesus “running away from goal,” we dissect a forward line that is “serving up eggs” in the Premier League.

  • The “Ghost” Cameo: A new low rating for Eberechi Eze, whose ten-minute appearance is described as a “ghost of a performance”.

Bright Sparks: It wasn’t all doom and gloom—find out why William Saliba and Declan Rice were the only ones to separate themselves from the mediocrity with “top-notch” displays.

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