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EVERTON TRIGGER WARNING

GONNA BE GRIM, SO, SO, GRIM

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Pedro
Mar 13, 2026
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I am sorry, but my knees are weak, arms are heavy… there’s vomit on this Adidas x PLACES+FACES sweater, David Moyes spaghetti.

This is your official trigger warning. Everton have had 11 days to plan the most diabolical afternoon of free-flowing man-to-man hell for a lovely away day from the home they are not quite clicking with right now.

There will be no…

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