DOMINATING ALL THE TRANSFER STRATEGEMS

HOW BIG CLUBS ARE MONSTERING THE GAME

What’s going on, fellow transfer fiends? How are you doing today?

Oh, I see. Angry. Because... no transfer hits. Gotcha.

Well, let’s talk about the movement in the market.

Real Madrid have just done a deal to sign 17-year-old Franco Mastantuono of River Plate for £52m. He’s quite the player. Isn’t it crazy how Madrid always gets access to the very best teenage South Americans? Then Barça. Then Atleti. Then the Portuguese clubs sit on the sides like hyenas after a lion's feed.

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