I purchased my daughter the new Arsenal kit complete with Bukayo Saka #7 add-ons, and she rejected it for a water bottle just hours before the starboy laces up for the biggest final of the year.
I’m devastated. How can the child come back from this? I’ve been betrayed. She might be... American.
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