Pete and Matt. Post-season, pre-window. The football’s gone and they don’t know what to do with themselves — except talk about transfers. Which is exactly what they do.
Here’s what’s inside:
🔥 Hottest of Takes — Matt makes the case for selling Ethan Nwaneri this summer and using him to fund the hot boy window. Pete’s take is that we do one more year with Gyökeres — but he’s getting relegated to third choice striker next season
😤 Arsenal Derangement Syndrome — The Telegraph. The Athletic’s alternate table. Paul Scholes picking Man United to win the league. Pete and Matt go through every piece of nonsense still being thrown at the champions and explain why they actually want it to continue
😬 Saliba’s Back Injury — the most worrying piece of news to emerge from the final. Pete and Matt try not to catastrophise and settle on a silver lining involving Mosquera
🌟 Calafiori — Don’t You Dare Sell Him — Juventus and Roma are sniffing. Matt and Pete make the case for keeping a total unicorn. Arteta used the phrase “individual action” after the final. They both think they know who he means
🕵️ The Southampton Spying Scandal — Tonda Ecker caught cheating, keeps his job, delivers an 8-minute-43-second apology that makes things considerably worse. Pete and Matt on what it does to a dressing room when the gaffer gets caught
📺 16.2 Million Illegal Streams — Keir Starmer asked TNT to make the final free to air. TNT said no. Pete and Matt have a lot of feelings about how football fans get treated
