Pete and Jacob are back with the season now locked and loaded — Southampton in the FA Cup, Sporting Lisbon, Bournemouth, and then the Etihad. Six weeks that could define everything. This one sets the table beautifully.
Here’s what’s inside:
🔥 Hottest of Takes — a small but potentially significant Martin Odegaard story catches Jacob’s eye and raises a big question about Arsenal’s direction next season
⚽ Victor Joelinton’s Hat-Trick — Should We Care? — four goals, four shots. The Jockstraps are back. But Pete and Jacob ask the question that nobody wants to sit with: why does he get so few shots in the first place?
😂 De Zerbe to Spurs — the most combustible manager in European football, a five-year contract, eight games to save a relegation, and players who have already mentally booked their flights out of N17. Pete and Jacob absolutely relish every last second of it
💸 The Summer Transfer Links — a Brazilian winger from Zenit Arsenal have apparently been linked to, and Goretzka at 31. The lads are not excited
🎨 Bootleg Football Advertising — a surprisingly joyful tangent about the greatest football ads ever made, from Joga Bonito to Ian Wright in the Parklife advert.
