Johnny is back to dish out the ratings with his usual reckless abandon. We’re dissecting a white-knuckle ride down on the South Coast—a game that felt like it was written by fate, until we decided to rewrite the ending.
On the menu this week:
The Cardiac Kids: Why do we love these stress-inducing wins that test our hearts?
The Brain Fart: A serious word for the King of Brazil’s moment of madness (even if we still love him).
Big Deck Energy: Taking lunch money and checking passports—is he the most influential player in the league right now?
The Straight Jacket: Why opposition wingers are bouncing off Timber like he’s made of granite.
Zubbi-Zubs: Stepping up to prove he’s got the grit to match the silk.
From “Chaos Merchant” cameos to Mickey Tex outfoxing the league, we’re breaking down every performance. Was it a title-charge masterclass or a lucky escape?
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