It's becoming increasingly struggle-bus-ish to stay faithful to a transfer window that's been on a rocky single-lane road of vomit-inducing qualities… however, fellow bedwetters, we must always return to this notion when times get extremely emotional:
Arsenal are Champions
We have had the least tumult squad-wise this window
We were missing many stars last year who are mostly fit now
We added the best non-top 4 midfielder in the league to our squad
We added the biggest G&Aer outside the top 4 leagues
Max Dowman and Myles are first team additions
Are you feeling better? Good. Objectively, we’re still in good shape.
But that doesn’t stop the mad dash for a center back and the flatulent attempts at upgrading the forward line any less irritating.
