You are dumb. I am dumb. We are all so dumb. Why? Because we’re actually fuming that Arsenal haven’t wheeled out five new players by June 16th. We know the club has ambition—because they hired Andrea Berta. We loosely know two deals have been done, with Zubimendi and Kepa all but sealed. Most folk are pretty clear that Sesko is the first-choice striker and that Rodrygo is the winger of choice.
But we don’t see bodies, so we’re angsty and furious at the same time.
It’s hard to tell anyone to be calm right now. You’re a grown-up, so am I. If you want to punch someone soft enough not to damage your bones, but hard enough to have some reverb that makes you feel powerful… then do it right now. But don’t do it near people at work—you might get pulled into HR for being emotional. You might even scare an intern.
Jokes aside, it is crazy to me that these negotiations with Arsenal tend to drag for so long. We’ve known since last summer that we wanted Sesko—it’s wild to me that we didn’t have a price negotiated a long time ago. But it’s only wild to me because I don’t negotiate the deals, and I can’t fathom why a selling club wouldn’t obey Arsenal and do what they’re told.
Leipzig need to sell and rebuild. There’s only so long they can wait for a second bidder before the messing around starts to damage their ability to focus on their own summer.
Could some of the hold-up be directed by Jurgen Klopp, working in the shadows to slowball our guaranteed success? I won’t say. But I’ll have that back-pocketed if things drag on any longer.
Matt Kandela revealed on the Therapy Session that he’s heard Arsenal have had conversations about Phil Foden. The jack-of-all-trades attacker had a horrible dip last season, finishing with the same G&As as Martinelli. His poor World Cup wrecked him, Pep G went out and added to their squad like a madman, so it’s not inconceivable that Foden might want out. The season prior, he managed 27 goals and 13 assists—like, if you wanted to rebirth a player, he wouldn’t be a bad bet… I’m just not sure I understand why we’d drop £80m on someone who predominantly shows up in the same position as Saka.
He answers the question of G&As, but don’t we need someone with explosivity, and probably on the left, out the way of Ethan and Bukayo? If this did happen, it would be VERY Kai Havertz of us. A great player, no doubt—but rat-up-a-drainpipe opportunism.
All I’ll say here is I don’t feel sexy about this type of move… that doesn’t mean it’s a bad one, but I would like to feel a million bucks when we bring someone in this summer.
Nico Williams has been linked… again. Eleven goals and seven assists last season. The story in SPORT was that we’d offered ABOVE his release clause and a £9m-a-year contract. The player wants Barca, Barca want him (but they’re usually low on cash), so it kind of feels like this chase—real or imagined—is a bit Raphinha when we went to war with Chelsea for his signature. I’m also not sure it’d be a good idea to buy a Basque player who has ‘Barca DNA.’ Two good seasons and he’ll be begging to go there. Arsenal aren’t a transition club for Barca dreamers, I’m afraid.
I’ll say it again… signing a winger with a scoring record you have to squint at from La Liga doesn’t feel frisky to me. I want G&As, total dominance, the special sauce in dustbin size.
Few other tidbits:
– Granit Xhaka is moving to Milan after an acrimonious season at Leverkusen, where he once again fell out with fans in full view of the cameras… maybe he was the problem?
– Flamengo vs. Espérance Sportive de Tunis was a banger. I just watched a beautifully disguised assist for an Araujo BANGER.
– John Cross is claiming Milan asked after Calafiori, but Arsenal said no. Now they’re focused on getting Zinchenko and Kiwior out of the club.
– Ref cam is here. It’s pretty cool. A nice innovation that we’ll see in the Premier League in 62 years.
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It's frustrating to watch what is happening to Arsenal and it's supporters of whom I'm one. We're already lining up the excuses for next year,talking about the fixture list being unfair,PGMOL lurking with intent, the unfair financial advantages of city,chelski et al,the difficult transfer window etc. Ready to defend inevitable failure. When will people realise that failure becomes inevitable because of such mindsets?
The role of the supporter is to support the club,yes,but not mindlessly. Accountability should be demanded also from those being paid millions of pounds a year to do a job that most of us would gladly do for free and think ourselves blessed to be given the chance. I'm talking about the players,the coaching staff,the board and the manager. Multi millionaires most of them. To expect them to deliver is not entitlement,it's the primary function of the fanbase. If we don't demand that they do their best by this club then who will? In five,ten years they'll all be gone and win or lose they'll have taken hundreds of millions of wages from this club with them. We'll still be here,paying for tickets,memberships, jerseys,subscriptions. And ten years later the next lot will be gone,pockets bulging. And we'll still be here.
So stop talking as if we owe the club something and start demanding. Trophies,great players to watch,exciting football. Arsenal are a gigantic football club that treats everyone in it's employ as such. The best of wages,the best of facilities. Everyone except the fans for whom it seems a perpetual case of waiting for a process to come to fruition should be enough. We'll it's not. Don't pay a manager 10 million a year and his players multiples of that and then tell the fans that we can't compete in this financial climate. That's just rubbish. And fans shouldn't accept it. Unless this club is pressured otherwise by loud and bitter protest( Wenger's exit, the European superleague) they seem quite happy to potter along claiming that competing is a privilege. Well it's not. And we need to be clear on that. Don't make their excuses for them.
Arsenal fans aren't looking for 5 new signings this summer. Believe me, 10 new signings minus 1 wouldn't excite nor appease me. Without a proven, prolific goals scorer, Arsenal fans cannot be happy.
It's a mixture of feeling fir me -I'm mad and sad at the same time that Arsenal haven't decided on the striker to buy. The Gunners are the masters of procrastination! Or maybe, Arteta doesn't believe in a striker? That could be the reason why he sold all the strikers he found at Arsenal - all of them.
Arsenal want Sesko because he's only 22 while the monster Gyokeres is 27. Absolute rubbish! Sesko has never scored 20 goals a season so how dare you think he solves Arsenal's goals problem? With the kind of numbers he makes, who tells you Sesko can win the league for Arsenal before he's 27 years? How did you know he won't be a flop? If Gyokeres is able to win the league just once, next season of the one after, What's wrong about that? What shouldn't Arsenal be positive about Gyokeres - a player that has come out to tell the world that's the club he wants to play for?
For me, Arsenal should go for Gyokeres. Sesko hasn't demonstrated to me that his heart is with Arsenal and I'm not convinced he can take Arsenal where they wish to be soon enough. Buy Viktor and win things with him immediately and he'd have provided you with more money to invest in another striker.
If Arteta insists on Sesko, Arsenal should give him Sesko but it should be stated to him clear enough that if he fails to win the league next season then he will be sacked. Arsenal do not have the luxury of time to wait for Benjamin to develop. In two years time how old would the Arsenal squad look?
Arsenal must act fast.